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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1652 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Join us for the ultimate survival challenge where you’ll have to fend off creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry llama. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about running water or electricity bills!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Who needs riches when you can have a pack of bloodthirsty canines as your loyal companions?
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual third world shithole without any of the actual consequences. Who needs real life when you can have Minecraft, am I right?