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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6479 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Crops Grown: | 6027 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?