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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2854 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?