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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1686 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9902 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?