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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7623 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!