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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5762 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2220 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!
Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!
