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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8588 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 345 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!
Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!
