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MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	179
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3

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rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
New Chunks Explored:	266393	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	932
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Void Armor Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6486
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchantments Applied:	184
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4226
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Runes Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magic Items Found:	3887	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	3128
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	280514
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Enchantments Applied:	107	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Items Found:	3399	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	175
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86