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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
Treasure Maps Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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