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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mines Excavated: 4957
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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