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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 79 Dimension Hops: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
Dragon Eggs Found: 1451 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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