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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
Meteorites Collected: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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