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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 950 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8578 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a statue of themselves so grand, that even the Ender Dragon bowed down in awe. True story.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret passages, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with themselves as you are. You’ll never feel more at home than in a world where everything revolves around YOU.
So come on, join us on this epic journey of self-discovery and narcissistic adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the Minecraft universe. And remember, on this server, it’s all about YOU.