Pixel Pervs Anonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Emeralds Found:	1939

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

communication in relationships, long-distance relationship, love, love and acceptance., love and commitment, love and forgiveness, Love and happiness, love and patience, love and support, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love language, love quotes, love songs, Lovely, Minecraft, pw, relationship advice, romantic gestures, Simple, smp, unconditional love

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

all black everything, Black, Black beauty, black fashion, black is beautiful, black outfit, black style, blackbeauty, chic, classic, Dark, elegance, fashion, glamour, Minecraft, monochrome, Mysterious, Sleek, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Stunning, stylish, Timeless

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PeakMaturityCraft

Character development, defining maturity, emotional intelligence, inner peace, life experiences, peak maturity, PeakMaturityCraft, personal development, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-fulfillment, self-realization, wisdom

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

assistance program, bilateral relations, collaboration, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic recovery, european union, financial aid, financial support, foreign assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Partnership, Reconstruction, restoration, Server, SwissCraft, switzerland, Ukraine

lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Farms Harvested:	128
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, freedom, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iraq, Isis, Israel, Kidnapped, MIDDLE EAST, rescue mission, rescue operation, rescued, survivor, Terrorism, War, WOMAN, Yazidi

come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9155	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, Childhood, childhood adversity, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, childhood trauma effects, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug response, drug sensitivity, drug tolerance, emotional resilience., mental health, mental health impacts, Meth, methamphetamine, resilience, resistant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, trauma effects

LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1339
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, CHAPTER 62, comedy, FANTASY, isekai, Isekai Ojisan, japanese, light novel, Mabel fix, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Ojisanchads, Otaku, PIXEL, Portal, Server, translation, Web Novel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Items Found:	2118	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	144
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MacronCraftEU

brexit, Crisis, Die, Emmanuel Macron, EU, EU collapse, EU disintegration, EU future, EU stability, EU survival, european integration, European leaders, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, Macron’s warning, MacronCraftEU, Politics, Warning, Warns

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Aqua Watchers

Analysis, Aqua, chemistry, Crafty, discovery, Experiment, first time, Hydrogen, innovation, Molecular scale, Molecule, nanotechnology, Observation, oxygen, PHYSICS., researchers, Science, Spectroscopy, study, Technology, Watchers, Water

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.