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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7048 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 4649 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of being crushed by a falling cow, suffocating in a block of cheese, or getting eaten by a pack of rabid chickens. With our unique and outrageous causes of death, you’ll never know what’s coming next!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon…with nothing but a wooden spoon! Can you survive this epic challenge and come out victorious? Only the bravest and most skilled players will prevail.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable deaths in Minecraft history. Just remember, you never know what’s lurking around the corner, so watch your back and prepare for the unexpected!