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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5702 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 137 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
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But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon…with nothing but a wooden spoon! Can you survive this epic challenge and come out victorious? Only the bravest and most skilled players will prevail.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable deaths in Minecraft history. Just remember, you never know what’s lurking around the corner, so watch your back and prepare for the unexpected!