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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2563 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 53 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
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