u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

    SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

    SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

    IP squeejcraft.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

    SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

    To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

    For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

    Rules

    • Be respectful. Be chill
    • No discrimination
    • No arguing or fighting
    • Hacking is not allowed
    • X-Ray is not allowed
    • Griefing is not allowed
    • Stealing is not allowed
    • Avoid swearing if possible
    • No excessive overbreeding
    • No advertising

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
    Are there any specific building rules? While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
    Is griefing allowed? No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
    How can I protect my land from being stolen? Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
    Can I request teleports to other players? Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 New Chunks Explored: 500189
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Silly Furball Minecraft Server

    Silly Furball Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you – S/fur Girls with Guns Edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with badass female characters armed to the teeth with all kinds of crazy weapons. From rocket launchers to laser guns, these girls mean business and they’re not afraid to show it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on hordes of zombie pigs and evil creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join S/fur Girls with Guns Edition today and get ready for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when one of those gun-toting girls might sneak up on you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Towns Built: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP

    Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the final battle is just a snoozefest? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the final battle is accompanied by epic dubstep music that will have you feeling like a total badass as you fight to the death!

    Picture this: You’re facing off against the server’s biggest PvP pro, sweat dripping down your face as you frantically click your mouse in a desperate attempt to take them down. And then, out of nowhere, the music kicks in and suddenly you’re in a full-blown action movie montage, complete with slow-motion shots of arrows flying through the air and explosions going off in the background. It’s like something out of a Michael Bay film, except you’re the star!

    So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just make sure you’ve got your best PvP gear ready, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Animals Bred: 179 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSisNoHouse

    NoSisNoHouse
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

    Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

    Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Players Killed by Monsters: 1588
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Emeralds Found: 9559

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PupDefender Minecraft SMP

    PupDefender Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Farms Harvested: 976 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Alien Abductions: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveLetterCraft

    LoveLetterCraft
    Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 346
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

    ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

    imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

    join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

    YouthCraft: North Korea Edition
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

    our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

    if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Mines Excavated: 2582 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Meteorite Mayhem Server

    Meteorite Mayhem Server
    yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

    imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

    plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

    remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 15 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NovaSky

    NovaSky

    Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Love Poland Minecraft Server

    Love Poland Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6088 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

    No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

    So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoldDiggerGamerLOL

    GoldDiggerGamerLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

    ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Crops Grown: 7778

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLoveTips

    CraftyLoveTips
    Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Crops Grown: 5862
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Players Killed by Monsters: 4010

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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