Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!

Adult, adult entertainment, adult humor, adult jokes, adult themes, comedy, controversial humor, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, edgy jokes, Fun, humor, inappropriate humor, Japan, Japanese comedy, mature content, meets, Minecraft, offensive humor, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, risque jokes, taboo topics

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Items Found:	8458	Divine Spears Created:	14
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Votes:	2912	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our server is so wild that it’s considered adult humor in Japan! That’s right, you won’t find any boring builds or basic gameplay here. Only the most outrageous and hilarious adventures await you.

– Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

RedBladePvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	397191

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

216.172.106.215

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

globcraft.com

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	181	Enchantments Applied:	108
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

mc.instapvp.com

SORB

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

mc.sorbmc.com

2tx

Factions

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

2tx.org – Factions PvP

2tx.org

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2750
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Votes:	8660	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	2797
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	707	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Farms Harvested:	388
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6538	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com