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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6248 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
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