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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1423 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
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