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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 429 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 1138 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.