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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5784 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 1394 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!