OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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