OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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