OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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