OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magic Items Found: 7841
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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