OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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