Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have reimagined the game as a crutches edition! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, now you’ll be fighting off creepers and zombies with crutches!

Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Powerman 5000 Minecraft Server

    Powerman 5000 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the powerman 5000 of vidya games! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from the legendary Minecraft ghost.

    – Our admins are like real-life wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? No problem! Just ask and you shall receive.

    – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    – Our server is so popular, even Notch himself logs on to play. He’s always looking for new ideas for updates, and where better to find inspiration than our crazy world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 298 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP

    TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like you’re the only one putting in effort in your relationships? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only effort you need to put in is building the most epic bases and trolling your friends! Don’t worry about bothering anyone with texts, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a diamond sword-wielding warrior. Join now and never feel like you’re the only one putting in effort again!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixel Planet Minecraft Server

    Pixel Planet Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where 25% of the planet is Indian and 25% is Muslim! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our Indian players have mastered the art of building intricate temples and palaces that will make your jaw drop. Plus, they throw the most epic Bollywood dance parties in the virtual world!

    – Our Muslim players have created stunning mosques and bustling marketplaces that will transport you to another world. And rumor has it, they have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual biryani you’ll ever taste.

    – But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja pandas who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and other pesky mobs. Trust me, you’ll want these furry friends by your side.

    So come join our crazy, diverse Minecraft community and experience a world like no other. Who knew building blocks could be this much fun?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • /Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    /Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

    Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CUBEVILLE – vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft server

    CUBEVILLE – vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft server

    Pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

    The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

    Logs `/co i` are available to each player

    Ps before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on discord.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than your future! Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – the ultimate squad ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come their way.

    But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner includes the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – perfect for slicing and dicing your way through any obstacles in your path.

    Join us for the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battle between candy-loving skeletons and rose-wielding witches. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

    And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – because who doesn’t love free stuff? Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems are up for grabs in all regions. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more diamonds and less disappointment.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm filled with enchanted pigs and talking sheep. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Upset AEW Fan Minecraft SMP

    Upset AEW Fan Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, scandalous love triangles involving villagers, and intense debates over whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just looking for a hug. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the drama on our server – it’s more entertaining than a wrestling match between a chicken and a cow! So come on and join us, because on our server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT trap is the drama!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Kitchen Supply Robbery Minecraft Server

    Kitchen Supply Robbery Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will whisk you away to a world of endless fun and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky escapades!

    Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty whisk (yes, we provide all players with their very own enchanted whisk for maximum kitchen chaos).

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret recipe for the most delicious cake in all of Minecraftia. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate baking champion?

    So come on, don’t be a whisk-taker, join our server today and let the culinary craziness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6158 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • It’s Minecraft SMP Time, Baby!

    It’s Minecraft SMP Time, Baby!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for a wild and crazy time!

    Join us on this epic Minecraft SMP where we are dedicated to the craft of building and battling. Just like Floyd Mayweather dedicated himself to boxing for 19 years, we dedicate ourselves to creating the most insane structures and taking on epic challenges in the game.

    Our team is like no other, led by the legendary Al Haymon and supported by Uncle Roger and our fearless leader, Floyd Mayweather himself. Mayweather Promotions may be the past, present, and future of boxing, but on our server, we are the past, present, and future of Minecraft madness!

    Forget about Conor Magrayga or Maygrega, their names carry no weight here. We only care about players who can make $250 Million in diamonds in one night! So if you think you have what it takes to join the Money Team and take on the wildest adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and show us your hard work and dedication. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must ship shota x loli! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good forbidden romance between a young boy and girl in pixel form?

    Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own shota x loli love nest, complete with heart-shaped beds and matching outfits. Don’t worry, our moderators are experts at turning a blind eye to any questionable content, so you can let your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure trove of shota x loli fan art, created by the most talented builders in the land. Will you be the one to uncover this forbidden treasure and bask in its glory?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your shota x loli fantasies come to life in the most outrageous way possible!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Farms Harvested: 183

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • My Manager Is A Shitcoin Investor, He Has A Talk This Morning Minecraft SMP

    My Manager Is A Shitcoin Investor, He Has A Talk This Morning Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between players trying to sabotage each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    One time, a player’s manager was a notorious shitcoin investor and had a big presentation coming up. So, this player decided to take matters into their own hands and sabotage their manager’s talk by building a giant statue of a poop emoji right outside the meeting room. Needless to say, chaos ensued and the manager’s reputation was forever tarnished.

    If you want to be part of a server where anything goes and no one is safe from pranks and shenanigans, then this is the place for you. Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Eat This First Minecraft Server

    Eat This First Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to eat a diamond pickaxe for breakfast? Go for it! How about a creeper sandwich for lunch? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where food and Minecraft collide in the most hilarious ways. So come join us and see if you can figure out the right order to eat these crazy concoctions!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 59 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Bored in the Movie Minecraft SMP

    Bored in the Movie Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring faces in movies making you want to sleep? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only distraction you’ll have is trying to survive the insane challenges we throw at you! Our players are so lively and entertaining, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, rumor has it that one of our admins once built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started attacking players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • What is the IP for The Game Theorists Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for The Game Theorists Minecraft Server?

    The Game Theorists is a popular YouTube channel and online platform founded by Matthew Patrick in 2009. Known for their in-depth analysis and breakdowns of video games, pop culture, and internet phenomena, The Game Theorists have garnered a large following for their entertaining and educational content. They also have a sister channel called The Film Theorists, focusing on movies and TV shows. Through their videos, live streams, and podcasts, The Game Theorists have become a go-to source for gaming and entertainment analysis for millions of fans worldwide.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    Jump 10 blocks in parkour and get 10 donated keys

    Hacking the admin /free

    Admin Truly

    Buy a cheap donation for 75 rubles and get a bunch of rights!

    [Владелец] /op + pex (Access to any private)

    https://www.trulymine.ru/

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 141 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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