Updated October 28, 2024
Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just welcoming you to the server in their own special way! And just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and impress the feathered fiend?
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited creative mode powers. Are you up for the challenge?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
JUST SURVIVAL)
Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 676 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.
And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!
Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.
Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).
Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 106 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Nose Goblin, a mythical creature that roams the land stealing noses from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this booger-loving beast and reclaim your stolen schnoz?
Join us for epic nose battles, hilarious hijinks, and a whole lot of nose-related fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get nosy!
Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot, you will gain the power to fly like a majestic chicken.
But beware, there is a group of mischievous creepers who have formed a boy band and will serenade you with explosive tunes if you get too close. And don’t even get me started on the giant spiders who have taken up knitting and will trap you in their webs if you’re not careful.
So if you’re brave enough to face the madness and chaos that awaits, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the day of reckoning!
Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our members are a wild bunch, from La+ Darknesss who builds the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, to Takane Lui who is known for her epic pranks that will leave you in stitches. Hakui Koyori is the master of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, while Sakamata Chloe is the resident expert in all things cute and cuddly. And let’s not forget about Kazama Iroha, who is rumored to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle.
But that’s not all! Our members also have YouTube channels, Twitch streams, Twitter accounts, and even release original songs and covers. It’s a whirlwind of creativity and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Eden!
Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Legend has it that deep within the pixelated realms of our server, lies a hidden treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, for the Fumiko is Kiga theory is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the spirits of ancient Minecraft warriors roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge them.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and prove your worth by conquering the treacherous dungeons, battling fearsome monsters, and uncovering the secrets of the Fumiko is Kiga theory. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the title of Diamond King or Queen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the epic quest of a lifetime. Just remember, in the world of Fumiko is Kiga theory, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit.
Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds. Whatever your poison, we’ve got it all here on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for their kind. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness. Just remember, things tend to get a little “hot” around here.
Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tournaments, arts and crafts competitions, and even M-League matches! Who knew you could combine mahjong and Minecraft in such a hilarious way? Plus, we have a booru filled with all the wacky creations our players have come up with.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a tutorial for mahjong newbies, so you can learn the ropes while having a blast. And don’t forget to sign up for our upcoming arts and crafts tourney – the deadline is approaching fast!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate mahjong master of the blocky world.
Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’re feeling brave enough!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your antidepressants – you’re gonna need them!
Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 156 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.