Pixel Pals Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

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HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

High Cuddle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	226	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

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Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5012

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Did They Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	278
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

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Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Star Shards Collected:	168
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.