Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 295 Dragon Scales Harvested: 283
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Animals Bred: 168 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Chimeras Created: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2094 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4160 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 199
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Star Shards Collected: 75
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Animals Bred: 32

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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