Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	95	Towns Built:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	103	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Crops Grown:	1962
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	105	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3015	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Farms Harvested:	433
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Disco Disk Skills Server

brand new disk, Consciousness, data, death, disco, Disk, experiences, innate talents, life simulation, next person, no talents, old person data, Server, Skills, traces

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Crossplatform, Discord, Exploration, Friendly, Immersion, java, no-frills, proximity chat, Seasoned Veteran, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	1720	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Votes:	5764
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

Overview

What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ

Q: What type of gameplay does Casual Minecraft offer?: A: Casual Minecraft offers a no-frills survival SMP experience for players.
Q: Is there optional proximity chat available on the server?: A: Yes, players who enjoy proximity chat can enable this feature for added immersion.
Q: Are builders needed on Casual Minecraft?: A: Yes, trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region and create a lasting legacy on the server.

Mupill Adventure 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventure, doctor’s orders, dosage, Drugstore, healing, health, Healthcare, Instructions, medication, Medicine, Mupill, pharmaceuticals, pharmacy, pill, Prescription, Recovery, refill, side effects, Take the mupill, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	5697	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9896	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Hey you, yeah you! Do you like to build stuff and destroy stuff in a virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!

PantsBlockParty

body type, Buy, fit, Friend, hurt, Insecurities, insecurities playing, Jealousy, measurements, ONLINE, online thrifting, pants, PantsBlockParty, price, reasonable, sale, smaller, smaller fit, stranger, try on, Unique

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pants are the ultimate currency! Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect pair of pants that will fit your blocky character like a glove.

We have a unique system where you can trade, sell, or even battle for the most stylish pants in the game. No more struggling to find the right fit, as our virtual tailors will custom-make pants just for you.

But beware, jealousy and insecurities run rampant in our pixelated world. Will you be the one to snatch up the coveted pants before your friend does? Or will you let them try on the pants of your dreams, only to watch them prance around in style?

Join our server now and let the pants party begin! Who knew virtual fashion could be so intense?

UnderratedVoyage – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, culture, Destination, DISCOVER, Explore, Hidden Gem, Minecraft, must visit, Off the beaten path, off the grid, smp, tourism, travel, travel advice, travel inspiration, travel recommendations, travel tips, Underrated, underrated destinations, underrated travel spots, UnderratedVoyage, Unique, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most underrated place you’ve never heard of but need to visit ASAP! Like seriously, this server is like a hidden gem in the Minecraft world, full of crazy adventures and wacky characters.

I mean, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing to dubstep music, it was lit AF! And don’t even get me started on the time I found a village full of villagers who only spoke in memes, it was like living in a real-life meme generator!

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how cool is that? He gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off, it’s insane!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most underrated place in Minecraft and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, LOL.

CraftyConspiracyTheory

Accepted, BELIEF, biggest theory, Certainty, completely true, consensus, conviction, CraftyConspiracyTheory, Established, evidence based, fact, firm belief, Hypothesis, philosophy, Principle, PROVEN, Science, Truth, Undeniable, unshakable, unwavering

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Do you believe in the theory that diamonds in Minecraft are actually made from unicorn tears? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us and witness the majestic unicorns shedding their tears to create the most valuable resource in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch as they bust out their best moves while trying to blow you up – it’s a dance party like no other!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that he can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons. Who wouldn’t want a dragon as a pet?

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most fantastical adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other crazy theories will come to life here!

Anarchy Network

Anarchy, Cheaters, Civilization, Duping, exploits, Griefing, Harassment, ISOLATION, java minecraft, Lag Machines, Map resets, nether roof access, Network, new york city, p2w, Phantoms, PvP, racial slurs, semi anarchy, Skip the night, Spamming, Teleporting, Usa, vanilla minecraft, world border

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Welcome to Anarchy Network!
• Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
• The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
• The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!
• The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).
• There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.
• The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

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If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Lumber Jack’s Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Aki, Asa, chainsaw man, character analysis, Character development, death, Demons, Denji, emotional depth, errors, Hero, JACKS, love, Lumber, Manga, Nayuta, power, Protection, Realm, shonen jump, sister, Tragedy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3881	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of Denji’s constant fails, come join our Minecraft server! We may not have chainsaws for arms like Denji, but we do have epic protection plugins to keep your builds safe. Plus, we love Asa, Nayuta, Aki, and Power more than Denji ever could! So why settle for a hero who can’t protect anything when you can join us and be part of a community that actually cares? Join now and leave Denji’s drama behind!

NoCashNoExecutorLOL

Asshole, decision, executor, executorship, family, Father, Financial, Grandchild, hurt, Inheritance, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Mother, NoCashNoExecutorLOL, relationship, Siblings, Support, thoughtless, ungrateful, Will

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where inheritance disputes don’t exist? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds and emeralds!

We promise no awkward conversations about wills or who gets what. Instead, you can focus on building the craziest structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our server is so wealthy that even Herobrine would be jealous.

So, leave the real world drama behind and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and pig races? Join now and let the good times roll!

AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop

Arcade, Architecture, attraction, AttractionCraft, building, coffee, coffee shop, creativity, customer experience, design, Entertainment, experiential, food court, games, Immersive, innovation, leisure, luxury, Mall, Relaxation, Shop, shopping, smp, unlimited budget

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Towns Built:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was wild, man!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have this epic competition where you have to build the craziest attraction ever. Like, I’m talking a petting zoo with mutant animals or a haunted house with real ghosts. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or something equally ridiculous.

And get this, money is no object on this server. You can build a freaking arcade with diamond-studded controllers or a coffee shop that serves potions instead of coffee. The possibilities are endless, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder on this insane Minecraft SMP!