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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8248 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 150 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.