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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3035 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 300121 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and evil cows who are plotting to take over the world. Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will keep you on your toes. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to boogie!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, a hidden village where all the villagers speak in puns, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, we promise we won’t delete your stuff… probably.