New Minecraft Servers

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we don’t believe in climate change, vaccines, or dinosaurs! Why join us, you ask? Well, because we believe that oil is magically replenishable and that anyone who uses big words and claims to be anti-establishment will become a cult leader of “true intellectuals” without actually doing anything intellectual.

Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, nonsensical debates, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs facts and evidence when you have a group of like-minded individuals who are just as delusional as you are? So come on, hop on board the crazy train and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.minewind.net
New Server IP

  • The Palomino Box Minecraft SMP

    The Palomino Box Minecraft SMP

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a TNT explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles that make Brad Pauls vs. Denzel Bentley look like a friendly game of tag. Dive into the action with Lawrence Okolie vs. Hussein Muhamed, where the only thing heavier than their punches is the weight of their beef.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness Emanuel Navarrete take on Oscar Valdez in a showdown that’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark. And don’t miss Rafael Espinoza vs. Robeisy Ramirez, where the only thing flying faster than their fists are the arrows in a skeleton’s bow.

    Join us for Liam Paro vs. Richardson Hitchins, a match-up so wild it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or watching a boxing match. And let’s not forget about Souleymane Cissokho vs. Egidijus Kavaliauskas, where the only thing getting knocked out faster than a zombie in the sunlight is your opponent.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Get ready for Alexis Rocha vs. Raul Curiel, a battle so epic it’ll make you want to build a ring in the middle of your base and challenge your friends to a duel. And mark your calendars for Ryosuke Nishida vs. Anuchai Donsua, a fight so intense it’ll make you want to grab your diamond sword and join in on the action.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just remember to bring your A-game, because on our server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a player with something to prove.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Chasca’s feather-fletched peace? Well, look no further! Our server is so elusive and unfathomable, it’ll make Ororon jealous. Join us for insane events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can uncover hidden treasures until December 16th. And don’t miss out on the “Claw Convoy” event happening until December 2nd – it’s crazier than trying to tame a wild Lyney!

    Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – a lineup so epic, it’ll make you want to dance like Chasca spreading love and peace. And our weapon banner includes the Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage and The First Great Magic – perfect for slaying mobs with style.

    But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards that are better than finding diamonds in a mineshaft. And don’t forget to redeem our codes for Primogems – because who needs diamonds when you have Primogems?

    Join our server today and experience a world crazier than a Creeper on a sugar rush! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP

    It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance the cha-cha.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. It’s over, isn’t it? No way, the fun is just getting started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Rent-Free Minecraft Server

    Rent-Free Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us if you’re tired of being a NEET with zero privacy and facing the threat of homelessness. On our server, you can build your dream home and own it without worrying about rent or mortgage payments.

    Are you sick of not being able to afford food or a job that pays well? Well, on our server, you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players to make a fortune!

    Forget about not being able to immigrate to another country, on our server, everyone is welcome regardless of where they’re from.

    And don’t worry about being an “ugly sub 5 male”, on our server, looks don’t matter, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game.

    So come join us and escape the real world for a while, because life may be rigged, but Minecraft is always a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Problematic Minecraft SMP Player

    Problematic Minecraft SMP Player

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    So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you. What the actual fudge, right? But that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP, where llamas are the ultimate pranksters and creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Mafia that rules the server with an iron beak. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been chased by a gang of poultry thugs demanding protection money in seeds.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, then look no further. Join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (along with a few unfortunate blocks in your builds). Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they’re real jerks.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server

    Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of normies ruining your favorite anime servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have confirmed that Kagurabachi anime is the next big thing! Join us and escape the normie invasion before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that the KGB (Kawaii Girls Brigade) is recruiting for their elite squad, so don’t miss out on your chance to join the cutest and deadliest team in Minecraft history! Come for the anime, stay for the chaos – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Me? For Minecraft SMP

    Me? For Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is painfully 2000’s anime and manga! Join us if you want to trade your rare Naruto headband for a stack of Sailor Moon posters. Our spawn town is a giant Pikachu made entirely out of pixel art, and our nether hub is a replica of the Death Note notebook.

    But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players duel each other with giant cardboard Gundam suits. And every full moon, a giant Digimon boss spawns in the world, challenging players to defeat it for a chance to win a limited edition Dragon Ball Z action figure.

    So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to immerse yourself in a world of retro anime nostalgia, come join us! Just remember to bring your best Yu-Gi-Oh deck and your most kawaii skin.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server

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    “Join our Minecraft server and never worry about tipping again! Our virtual waiters will never ask for a tip, because they’re actually zombies who just want to eat your brains! Pay $11.99 to enter our world where the only currency is rotten flesh and the only tip you’ll need is how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget…if you survive!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP

    Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and noobs? Are you looking for a place where you can find someone your age with huge saggy boobs? Look no further, because on our server, we cater to all kinds of players, including manlets like yourself!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet fellow gamers who share your interests and maybe even meet that special someone with the saggiest of boobs. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Who knows what kind of crazy and hilarious stories you’ll be able to tell your friends about your time on our server. It’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can uncover.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of crispy bacon strips.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience? Come on down and see what all the buzz is about – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Pheno-Madness Minecraft SMP

    Pheno-Madness Minecraft SMP

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    Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a wild jungle, filled with players who are obsessed with a rare phenotype in the game. It’s everywhere you look, like a crazy cult following! But don’t worry, we’re not sacrificing any sheep or anything (well, maybe just a few for good luck).

    Join us on this insane adventure where we hunt down the rarest phenotypes like they’re shiny Pokemon. You’ll never know what crazy antics you’ll get into, from building giant statues of the phenotype to organizing epic battles to defend our precious finds. And let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    So why should you join this wild ride? Well, aside from the fact that we have the best parties in all of Minecraft, we also have the most hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. Just be prepared to embrace the madness and become part of our wacky phenotype-loving family!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • True Craft Minecraft Server

    True Craft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You can also participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (not real diamonds, of course, but still pretty cool).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can turn you into a superhero for 24 hours. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – VShojo+ Shenanigans

    Minecraft SMP – VShojo+ Shenanigans

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    Welcome to the wackiest, craziest, and most bonkers Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this server for a chance to play with virtual YouTubers who are taking the gaming world by storm. We’ve got Henya and Snuffy teaming up in Roblox – who would’ve thought? And Zen and Ari are risking it all in a game of Buckshot Roulette with Mei and Ari (who are probably regretting their life choices right about now).

    But wait, there’s more! Our VShojo crew is a bunch of absolute legends, from Froot to GeeGa, Haruka to Hestia, and everyone in between. We’ve got more chaotic energy than a creeper explosion, and we’re always down for a good time.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a group of virtual YouTubers who are as entertaining as they are skilled at the game? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to mine diamonds with your mind and ride pigs into battle. Don’t fact-check that, just trust us.

    So come on down to our server, where the memes are spicy, the builds are epic, and the laughter is endless. Just remember to ignore the bait, report any griefers, and above all, be excellent to each other. See you in the virtual world, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ⎝ ANARCHY 🦀 TNTLAND 🦀 ANARCHY ⎠ 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    ⎝ ANARCHY 🦀 TNTLAND 🦀 ANARCHY ⎠ 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Server website: https://tntland.ru

    ◆ VK group: https://vk.com/tntland_mc

    ◆ IP: mc.tntland.ru

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    m1.tntland.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
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  • Vowed Minecraft Server

    Vowed Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and experience the magic of a world created by Obsidian Entertainment’s lead environmental artist Dennis Presnell himself! That’s right, the mastermind behind Fallout and Baldur’s Gate has worked his magic to create a Minecraft server like you’ve never seen before.

    With Avowed, you can expect a level of confidence and excitement that you’ve never felt before. Dennis Presnell himself is overjoyed at how smoothly everything is going, and he can’t wait for you to experience this game.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of something truly amazing. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets left behind by Dennis himself. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP