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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1635 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’ll blow u away with their puns).
Our spawn point is a disco party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the robot. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds in the shape of Justin Bieber’s face.
So if u wanna experience a blast from da past and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now before the Ender Dragon starts breakdancing too!