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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5263 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to da retro days when phones were just bricks and u had to actually TALK to people instead of texting emojis.
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’ll blow u away with their puns).
Our spawn point is a disco party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the robot. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds in the shape of Justin Bieber’s face.
So if u wanna experience a blast from da past and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now before the Ender Dragon starts breakdancing too!
