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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2172 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’ll blow u away with their puns).
Our spawn point is a disco party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the robot. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds in the shape of Justin Bieber’s face.
So if u wanna experience a blast from da past and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now before the Ender Dragon starts breakdancing too!