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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2404 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’ll blow u away with their puns).
Our spawn point is a disco party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the robot. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds in the shape of Justin Bieber’s face.
So if u wanna experience a blast from da past and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now before the Ender Dragon starts breakdancing too!