Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 392 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY