Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Meteorites Collected: 4 Dimension Hops: 9
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Gods Slained: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3971
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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