Pixel Laughs Online | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join dis server if u wanna make people pee their pants laughing. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. we have a secret underground disco party room where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the cha cha slide. if u join dis server, u will never stop laughing, and ur cheeks will hurt from smiling so much. come join da funniest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	600	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8839	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Void Gems Collected:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	60
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	6616

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Farms Harvested:	722
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	524	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Items Found:	4583	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	257
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.