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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5665 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 9729 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 265 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?
And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?
Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?