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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5554 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 111 |
We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?
And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?
Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?