PissPvP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Star Shards Collected:	159
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Towns Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magic Items Found:	8884	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

ai, Generated, HOLY, Language Model, list, long tail, Minecraft, mori, nlp, Shit, smp, tags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

bad encounters, BLEW, Closure, CreeperAvoider, difficult people, emotional baggage, forgiveness, Healing Process, hindsight, House, lessons learned, letting go, life lessons, moving on, negative experiences, past mistakes, personal growth, regret, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, toxic relationships, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms depot, Attack, BlazeCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Destruction, emergency response, explosion, Fire, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, northwestern Russia, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian drone strike, War, weapons

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

asylum seekers, CraftyWelcomeCulture, discrimination, Diversity, european union, extremism, far-right parties, germany, immigration, integration, migrants, Multiculturalism, nationalism, Political Climate, political parties, Refugees, Rise, Social Cohesion, social tensions, welcome culture, Xenophobia

so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Holy Coconut

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, FANTASY, German, Lovely, Mini Games, multiplayer, New server, REST, role playing, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Social, Survival, teamwork, world

We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Raftel

1.21, Beta Registration, Build Reward, Competitive Ranking, Faction, Factions, Farmable, In-Game Grades, Individual PvP, minecraft server, October 18 2024, PvP, Raftel, Regular Events, server opening, Survival, TNT Disable, top faction, Unique, Website

PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineReam Minecraft Server

actions, Adventures, atmosphere, Community, Decisions, dynamic, Events, Gaming, Herobrine, Minecraft, Mysticism, Pirate, Plot, role playing, Server, Survival, Universe, Weddings, Whitelist

MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Animals Bred:	189
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	988093

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1