Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

#youtube, Bilingual, channel, Channels.., Communication, culture, EN to JP, English, foreign language, japanese, JP to EN, language enthusiasts, language exchange, language immersion, language learning, language resources, language study, linguistics, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, Subtitles, Surfer, translation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1492
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	9127
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockyBattles

Adversity, blockybattles, Challenging experience., coping mechanisms, difficult situations, emotional resilience., facing adversity, facing fears, Hardship, inner strength, life challenges, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, tough times, Trials and Tribulations

Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Falling into the Void:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9868	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchantments Applied:	151	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4594	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

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Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ores Mined:	6921
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	70	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3157	Players Killed by Monsters:	6270
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

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Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	944	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Void Armor Forged:	19	Void Gems Collected:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	99

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.