PissAndShitMC Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Love Letters Sent:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7223	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7113	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4331	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	7564
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dimension Hops:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Potions Brewed:	87	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Emeralds Found:	4819

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Towns Built:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Items Found:	6165

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.