PissAndShitMC Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6896	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Animals Bred:	93	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	211	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Dimension Hops:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	7748
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	185	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.