PissAndShitMC Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Items Found:	4251
Villages Defended:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crops Grown:	6454
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9793	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	8517
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2121	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
New Chunks Explored:	947689	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	151
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5590
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Animals Bred:	79	Endless Night Skies:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	124

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Void Armor Forged:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	213
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	92
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.