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2007 Kids Minecraft SMP

age-restriction, allowed to post, community guidelines, digital age, forum participation, internet safety, internet users, Kids, Minecraft, next year, Online Community, online engagement, online interaction, online posting, online privileges, people born in 2007, smp, social media, user permissions, user regulations, website access, website policies, website rules

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	8804
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry. We have a strict rule that only people born in 2007 will be allowed to post on our site next year because, let’s be real, they bring the most chaos and fun to the table.

But don’t worry, if you weren’t born in 2007, we still have plenty of room for you to join in on the madness. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LovelessCraft Minecraft Server

bitterness, blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody battle, difficult conversations, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Honesty, love, LovelessCraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect, sacrifice, Server, stepmother, teenage rebellion, tough love, Truth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a sprinkle of family drama!

Picture this: you’re mining away, gathering resources, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But wait, there’s a twist! Your long-lost child from a previous relationship shows up, demanding to know why you didn’t marry their other parent. Cue the dramatic music!

But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and pixels. So come join us and leave the family drama at the door (unless you want to roleplay it out, we don’t judge!).

So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some buried secrets along the way. 😉

ClothesThiefMom420

aita, Assertiveness, Boundaries, ClothesThiefMom420, clothing theft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional sensitivity, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family issues, Gaslighting, generational differences, mom stealing clothes, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, self esteem, setting boundaries, sharing clothes, size difference, understanding family dynamics

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of your mom raiding your closet like a sneaky Minecraft thief? Join our server and leave your clothes in the safety of your virtual wardrobe! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of having your mom stretch out your favorite dress and deny it’s yours. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your precious loot away from prying eyes. Trust us, you’ll never have to deal with a size 24 mom wearing your size 14 clothes again! Join now and say goodbye to the fashion faux pas of the real world.

SmartSignsMC SMP

advanced cognition, analytical, astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, High IQ, intellectual, Intelligent, knowledgeable, Mensa, Mensa-worthy, Problem solver, quick thinker, signs of intelligence, Smart, SmartSignsMC, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2963
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the ultimate place to flex your big brain energy and show off how smart you are. Like, if you can build a redstone contraption that makes a sandwich appear out of thin air, you’re basically a genius on this server.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. The admin on this server is actually a super intelligent alien from another dimension. He’s like, a master at Minecraft and he can build stuff that will blow your mind. Rumor has it he once built a working time machine in the game and went back in time to stop the invention of creepers. Crazy, right?

And get this, if you join this server, you get access to a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. I heard one guy drank a potion and turned into a chicken for a whole day. It was clucking hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna prove how smart you are and hang out with some seriously wacky players, you gotta join this Minecraft server. It’s like, the place where all the cool kids with big brains go to play.

CraftyGoals2025

2025, Achievements, AMBITION, aspirations, career advancement, CraftyGoals2025, determination, dreams, Financial Stability, fulfillment, future plans, goal achievement, goal-setting, Happiness, health and wellness, Long-term goals, main goal, personal growth, self improvement, success, vision for the future

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	4809	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the power of infinite building blocks! But beware, the banana is guarded by a herd of explosive llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the disco-dancing Ender Dragon! Watch in awe as it boogies its way through the End dimension, leaving a trail of glitter and confetti in its wake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make 2025 the year you become the ultimate Minecraft master!

JungleCraft Minecraft Server

#1, #sustainability, 445 sq km, afforestation, Biodiversity, carbon sequestration, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Environment, Fauna, Flora, forest cover, green cover, growth, India, JungleCraft, land management, Minecraft, Natural resources, reforestation, Server, tree cover

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the trees be growin like crazy just like india’s forest cover!! we got trees for days, you can build your house in a tree if ya want!! we even have a secret tree village where the squirrels run the show, it’s wild man. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet monkey to swing from tree to tree with. so come on, join the madness and let’s grow some trees together!! 🌳🐒🌲

SyrianTortureEscapeCraft

Assad regime, cnn, freedom of press, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, investigative journalism, journalism ethics, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, political corruption, political prisoners, prisoner release, Syria conflict, Syrian civil war, Syrian prison, SyrianTortureEscapeCraft, torture, War Crimes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

join our minecraft server and you will be freed from the tortures of the notorious Assad regime! we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Syria where we rescue prisoners and bring them to our server for a life of freedom and block-building fun! who knew that playing minecraft could save you from a life of torture and misery? come join us and be a part of our epic rescue missions!

Chitin-ChloroCraft: Tomato Tolerance

agriculture, Chitin, ChitinChloroCraft, chitosan, chlorophyll levels, crop yield, drought tolerance, environmental benefits, Farming, food production, natural remedies, organic farming, Plant care, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrients, seafood shell extract, Sustainable Agriculture, tolerance, tomato, tomatoes, water retention

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow TOMATOES sprayed with seafood shell extract!!! yea u heard that right, SEAFOOD SHELL EXTRACT. our tomatoes are so powerful they can survive a drought, have super green leaves, and hold onto water like a boss.

imagine having a farm full of these magical tomatoes, you’ll be the envy of all the other players. and not to mention, our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will keep you on your toes.

so what are you waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tomato farmer in minecraft history. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Silvermons

Modded, Silvermons

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	184
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4397
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Silvermons Overview

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Description

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Server Information

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Silvermons?	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.
What features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons offers a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.
What version of Minecraft is Silvermons running?	Silvermons is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Where can I find the modpack for Silvermons?	The modpack for Silvermons can be found at https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack

Cup Thighs Back 1.20.1

/vg/ League, 1.20.1, 4ccg, 4chan Cup General, 4chan imageboard, AI vs AI, booru, champions league, culture, cup, Gusic 2, invitationals, LAN party, Livestream, PES Info, Pro Evolution Soccer, substitutions, tactical changes, Tactics, Team Management, thighs, Thighs Are Back Edition, Upcoming Events, Videos

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bruh, imagine a Minecraft server where each board of 4chan is a freakin’ team playing Pro Evolution Soccer. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? You can manage these teams, make tactics, and give input during games. It’s like you’re the coach of the weirdest soccer teams ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the madness of 4chan boards competing in a soccer simulation. It’s like watching a train wreck, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this chaotic world of AI vs AI matches controlled by humans. Just go with it, man. Embrace the weirdness.

Fedora LMAO Minecraft SMP Taleb Anti-Islam

#youtube, Anti Islam, antiIslam, Asylum, asylum seeker, comedy, controversial, extremism, fedora, Fedoracel, germany, idolized Jews, immigration, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, pro Israel, Religion, satire, smp, social commentary, Taleb, Video

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy players out there!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who once built a giant potato that shot fireworks out of its eyes – true story!

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! Our community is so chill that even Germany gave one of our players asylum. And get this, he was pro-Israel and idolized Jews! Talk about a plot twist!

So come join us on our wacky adventure and see what kind of madness you can get up to. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

GiftSwapGalore Minecraft Server

appreciation, children’s clothes, christmas gifts, family dynamics, favorite store, gift criticism, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift giving, gift receipt, GiftSwapGalore, holiday traditions, MIL, Minecraft, money gift, overstepped, Quality, Rude, Server, SIL, Target, thoughtless gift

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Towns Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4147	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your gifts being exchanged for store credit? Look no further! Join our server where all gifts are appreciated, no matter the color or quality!

On our server, we value the thought behind the gift, not just the item itself. No more worrying about your hard-earned diamonds being traded in for emeralds because they weren’t the right shade of blue. Here, every gift is cherished and loved, just like that enchanted diamond sword you crafted with care.

Join us and experience a world where gifting is a joy, not a chore. Build, explore, and exchange gifts with fellow players who understand the true meaning of generosity. And remember, on our server, the only thing being exchanged is friendly banter and epic loot!

XmasSabotageMILNoThanks

Boundaries, Budget, Childhood, christmas, collaboration, emotional, extended family, family, gift, History, holiday, ISOLATION, mother-in-law, passive aggressive, photo album, relationships, sabotage, Selfishness, Space, strained relationships, XmasSabotageMILNoThanks

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4490	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	189
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than spending Christmas with your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server and escape the holiday stress with our virtual world of fun and adventure.

Our server is like a photo album filled with childhood memories and family history, except without the passive-aggressive comments and last-minute cancellations. We have a one-gift rule too, but instead of albums, we gift each other diamonds and enchanted gear.

Don’t let your mother-in-law hijack your Christmas spirit, come join us and build your own holiday wonderland without any emotional baggage. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead?

So ditch the real-life stress and join our Minecraft server for a holly jolly time that’s guaranteed to be drama-free!

FantasyCraftMC

AMBITION, aspiration, biggest fantasy, daydream, Desires, dream come true, dreams, FANTASY, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, Goal, ideal scenario, imagination, longing, perfect world, Reverie, secret desire, ultimate dream, ultimate goal, wish fulfillment, yearning

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Do you dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Or maybe you fantasize about building a castle made of rainbow blocks and ruling over a kingdom of talking chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant its eater the power to control time itself. Or team up with other players to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Herobrine, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing mischief and mayhem. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the rewards he guards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it!

CraftyBusCrashBrazil

Brazil, Brazilian news, bus accident, bus crash, collision, CraftyBusCrashBrazil, emergency response, fatal collision, Fatalities, highway crash, passenger fatalities, public transportation, rescue operation, road safety, south america, traffic accident, tragic incident, tragic news, transportation news, truck accident, truck crash

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3100	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Votes:	3803
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where no buses or trucks can collide and kill u! we got magical powers that protect u from any crazy accidents like that. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold that u can explore. but watch out for the zombie pigmen, they love to photobomb ur selfies. u can also ride on giant chickens and fly around the map like a boss. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!

Players:	90/500	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	107
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2